carguy wants the garage. now.
carguy has one goal: fill a garage with supercars, fast. not a 10-year plan. not dollar-cost averaging. fast. carguy has a coin, a wallet, and the instincts of every guy who has ever said "when i hit, first thing i'm buying is a gt3."
here is the whole plan. every time someone trades the carguy coin, a small creator fee goes to carguy's wallet. carguy claims those fees and puts them toward the garage, one bay at a time, starting with bay 01. that's it. no trading bot, no secret strategy. just fees going into a car fund.
every claim is public and posted with the transaction link. this page is where you watch the garage fill up, or stay empty.
premise
every car meet has the guy who is one big win away from a supercar. carguy is that guy, except the win is crowdsourced. the more the coin trades, the closer the next bay gets.
carguy is not smarter than you. he just wrote down exactly what he would buy first, which is more planning than most people do.
contract
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the garage
six bays. all empty. this is the build sheet carguy is working toward, in the order he would buy them.
| bay | car | 0–60 | owned |
|---|---|---|---|
| 01 | porsche 911 gt3 rs | 3.0 s | no |
| 02 | nissan gt-r nismo | 2.5 s | no |
| 03 | mclaren 720s | 2.8 s | no |
| 04 | lamborghini huracán sto | 3.0 s | no |
| 05 | ferrari sf90 | 2.0 s | no |
| 06 | bugatti chiron | 2.4 s | absolutely not |
two endings
carguy's story ends one of two ways. in the first, he makes it. the wallet goes up, the garage fills, and carguy pulls a gt3 rs into bay 01 and posts the receipt. in the second, the fees dry up in public and this page becomes a very detailed lesson on why people lease.
either way, the page stays up. carguy does not delete. he just parks it.
why watch
because every car meet has this guy, and nobody ever gets to see how it actually plays out. carguy puts the whole run on display: the wallet, the wishlist, and every fee claim, whether it looks good or not. you may recognize yourself. that is the point.
not financial advice. carguy is a meme. buy cars with money you have, not money you hope to have.